i can’t think of anything more clueless than a bug
My Husband, The 16-year-old Douchebag In Cargo Shorts
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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happy as BUTTS
come talk to me about how cool being alive is
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(Source: normanosborn, via anti-suburbia)
Anonymous asked: pour yogurt onto my cock
baby come back ~ ~
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
i love you guys and i want to freak dance with all of you while your parents are asleep upstairs
(Source: seethroughgrayeyes, via localmyth)
@cupcakeserendipity I’ll be back in the real world on Thursday.
I’m itchy and full of shitty food and I wanna go home
My family are the kind of religious people that don’t allow their children to read harry potter
Do you get it yet
(Source: hedgehoglife, via xcxcxcxcx)
